Dumb Blonde Jokes

• Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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• Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
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• Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
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• When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
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• Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
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• After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.